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As subtle as something else - please?

It seems that people just love the sarcastic simile "as subtle as a fire alarm". I've run across it a few times, and now I'm wanting to hear a different one. Can you think of a decent sarcastic simile for 'subtle'? I need a change. Thanks

 

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3-Nov-16 7:25pmJessicaWoman99
Interesting but I cannot think of anything right now
3-Nov-16 7:56pmRainingFeathers Bronze Star Survey Creator
Given the day I've just had at work, how about 'As subtle as an unhappy toddler'?
3-Nov-16 8:31pmStrider Survey Central Gold Subscriber
as subtle as as a rhinoceros horn up the backside.
3-Nov-16 10:15pmdab
The classic is: as subtle as a pink, neon freight train.
4-Nov-16 4:48amLysannus
As subtle as ... a hammer to the head.
4-Nov-16 9:21ambill
Google suggests, "as subtle as a screen door on a submarine"
4-Nov-16 12:08pmEnheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
I don't think I've ever heard that one. "As subtle as a sledgehammer" is the one I'm familiar with. "As subtle as Donald Trump in a locker room" would also work.
5-Nov-16 8:27amBiggles Bronze Star Survey Creator
... a blunderbuss.
... an undercover elephant.
... Trump's politics.
7-Nov-16 6:56amFordGuy
Well that was blatantly subtle.
10-Nov-16 4:41pmNitroeddy
a heart attack.
14-Nov-16 10:13amFordGuy
As subtle as Hiroshima.
15-Nov-16 12:12ampcasper59
what do you prefer
23-Dec-16 12:33pmZang
As subtle as an American. I think I've said that before...

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